It's been a while since I've done one of these, so let me refresh your memory as to what it's all about… The "Sensational Sell-ebrities" blog entries are dedicated specifically to the Hollywood elite who have NO idea I exist, but whose star power would reeeeeeeally help me sell some stuff. LAST TIME it was the main stars of AMC's The Walking Dead… and today features one particular character from that program.
I present to you, Mr. Norman Reedus!
Mr. Reedus plays "Darryl Dixon" on The Walking Dead….a character I didn't like very much in the beginning, but have now come to admire. While he has his quirks (if you can call bigotry a quirk), he has climbed the ladder of respect in terms of zombie defense and disposal.
With his crossbow and hunting/tracking skills, Darryl Dixon is someone you definitely want with you when facing the undead. His silent kills (because bullets attract the horde) are legendary and, quite frankly, ninja-like. His fearlessness and precision will be gushed over by zombie nerds for eons to come.
Now imagine Mr. Reedus at a comicon or some other event wearing the ULTIMATE CAMOUFLAGE from B'hold Designs! Talk about a crossbow bolt in the arm for sales!
SO…(Robert Stack voice)…if YOU happen to see Mr. Reedus at the crossbow range, or skinning raccoons along the river bank, tell him there's one more thing he could be doing to insure his survival in a post-apocalyptic world…then, while he's got you pinned against the wall with a bowie knife to your neck, simply direct him to my website, and know that angry, steely glare that makes you want to pee yourself is just his way of saying 'thanks.'
Aim high. Run fast.
Brett
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