Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Long Beach Outbreak

2014 is drawing to a close. All too soon it will be a new year, with new possibilities, resolutions and crazy long lines for the dumbbell rack in the gym.

Next year the four-eyed whiz-bangs at B'HQ will be upgrading the old zombification machine with whistles and fancy new knobs! And, if budget allows, one of those cool electo-spheres that makes your hair stand up when you touch it!

BUT - before I could initiate machine upgrade protocol (clean it), along came our pals Holly and Tony in from Long Beach! Why? To use our phone volunteer to be zombified, of course!

So, check it out, boys and girls... the final zombies from B'hold Designs for 2014! And while you're at it, head over to the official B'HQ Zombie Horde to check out others you may have missed (and be sure to exit thru the gift shop).

Aim high. Run fast. Happy New Year!



Tuesday, December 30, 2014

The "Hunger" Games

I don't know a lot about these "Hunger Games" movies, nor have I read the books so I can't really reflect on the storyline and how it may or may not apply to a possible zombie apocalypse.

I have, however, always felt that "The Hunger Games" sounds more like the title of a zombie movie than anything else, and having seen a few interviews with Jennifer Lawrence, I can't help but think she'd be totally down for starring in such a film!

So, Jen, if you're reading this (and really, why wouldn't you be?), give me a shout. I've got a few dozen scripts gathering dust in the basement of B'HQ I'd like to run past you.

In the meantime... enjoy the TRUE "Hunger Games."

Aim high. Run fast.


Monday, December 22, 2014

A New Breed of Zombie?

I don't discuss video game zombies very often, simply because I'm not a gamer and therefore don't feel qualified to judge various attempts at apocalyptic zombie horror in that context.

HOWEVER, I want to share this trailer for the zombies of "Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare" simply because of the names that are attached to it....and also the amazing graphics.

It's narrated by John Malkovich, who provides his talents to the game along with a few others you may know - Rose McGowan, Bill Paxton ("Game over, man! Game over!!"'s a movie reference kiddos. Look it up.) and "The Walking Dead's" own, Mr. Jon Bernthal (Shane)!


Aim high. Run fast.


Sunday, December 14, 2014

REC 4: Apocalypse

2014 is quickly drawing to a close, boys and girls, and that means it's resolution time. Now, I rarely make new years resolutions... or rather, I rarely stick to them... but this is different. This time I'm resolving to watch more kick ass zombie movies!

So, where should I start? How about with REC 4: Apocalypse coming January 16, 2015!

Check it out:

Aim high. Run fast.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Zombie Christmas

It's that time of year! People screaming as they run through the mall while being chased by the reanimated corpses of their friends and family while swinging an axe at an undead Santa or two.

Ah.. it's a magical time.

Aim high. Run fast. Merry Christmas.


Need a last minute gift for a twisted individual??

Monday, December 8, 2014

You Only THOUGHT You Were Finished Shopping

Get this... there's only a couple of weeks left until Christmas! What the heck??!?

Relax. There's still plenty of time to spend ridiculous amounts of money at the B'hold Designs Online Ultimate Emporium of Awesomeness! Pictured below are just a handful of the items you can shove down someones stocking without fear of incarceration. Check it out! We have phone cases, ipad cases, mugs, travel mugs, pillows, posters, shirts, hoodies, yadda, yadda, and MORE yadda!!

AND... for a limted time you can take 20% OFF EVERYTYHING simply by mentioning my name! Well, technically you have to use the code BONUS20.

What are you waiting for? That photo of Miley and Paris making out will be there for a while! Go! Hurry! Click stuff!!

Aim high. Run fast.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Talking Zombies with Nathan Fillion

It's nice to hear from a celebrity that loves AMC's "The Walking Dead." It's even nicer when it's somebody as cool as Nathan Fillion.


Aim high. Run fast.


Thursday, December 4, 2014

Pass the Ketchup

It starts out innocently enough... you and your brand new sweetheart step into a restaurant, fast food joint, or a cruise through a drive-thru. You order french fries and ask your beloved if she'd like some as well.

Her response? "No thank you. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure?"

She smiles sweetly and replies "I'm sure."

Your food arrives and before you even have time to open your ketchup packet, she reaches over and steals one of your french fries. You look at her in disbelief. She smiles and your heart melts. And it happens again... and again.

You say, "I thought you didn't want any french fries."

Her reply? "I don't want a whole order to myself. I'll just have some of yours."

You stare back at her in disbelief. You ordered food that YOU wanted to eat. You gave her an option to have food that SHE could eat. Why didn't it work out that way??

With a half smile you say "ok" as she takes a few more.

The above scenario is one that happens every day all over the world, but it doesn't have to! Stand up with me, fellow husbands and boyfriends, and let your significant other (and everyone around you) know that it's not ok! Let them know they need to GET THEIR OWN DAMN FRENCH FRIES!

This design is available on shirts, phone skins and much more, so CLICK HERE to get your own and let the revolution begin!

Aim high. Run fast. Pass the ketchup.


Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Wrap Your Apple!

Every family has at least one.... that one person on their Christmas shopping list that either has everything, or wants nothing, or is just a freaking weirdo. They're impossible to shop for, aren't they?


Hop on over to the B'hold Designs Ultimate Emporium of Awesomeness and rejoice at the huge assortment of crazy crap that will put an end to your shopping woes!

What's that? You say you've already purchased all the tshirts I have three times over? In that case, would a fourth time kill ya? If so, you're in luck because we also have stuff for your iPADS.....

and iPHONES.......

That's right, boys and girls, now you can "wrap your apple" with the latest in creepy/gross/stupid designs money can buy!

So what are you waiting for? We're open 24/7 and we're on the internet so we don't care how you're dressed.... just 'click' on over and SPEND LOTS OF MONEY.... seriously.. I have bills and stuff.

Aim high. Run fast. Shop.


Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Zombies vs. Maggots??

You have to love the idea of a zombie apocalypse.

Besides the benefit of being able to sleep as late as you'd like (provided someone keeps watch), there's the sheer coolness of playing tag with the undead version of your uncle Leon! Only this time you could smack him with a tennis racket and he wouldn't care!

But would it last? Could zombies really take over the world?

The answer is yes...but not for long.

It turns out that the best ally we have in the war against the undead is nature itself. And nature's toughest hombre? The tiny maggot. Yep.

Check it out:

Aim high. Run fast. Who knew?


Monday, December 1, 2014

Lost, Found, and Lost Again...

Warning: Spoiler's Below

Last night was the mid-season finale of AMC's "The Walking Dead" and it hit the ground running... literally.

With officer baldy (his name escapes me, no pun intended) on the run, Rick wasn't far behind. Had this happened a couple of seasons ago, officer baldy might have been ok, but this is season 5 Rick and he doesn't take any crap and now he can add vehicular assault to his laundry list of post-apocalyptic necessary craziness.

But the big talk of the night is, of course, the loss of Beth who decided in the last second of the hostage trade to stand up to Dawn and stab her with a pair of scissors. Dawn retaliated with a bullet to Beth's head and then made the "oops" face just before a very pissed off Daryl paid her back at point blank range.

Let's hear it from the cast and crew themselves:

By the way.... MORGAN IS GETTING CLOSER! Did you see his face when he saw Rick's name on that map? February can't come fast enough!

Aim high. Run fast.