Monday, February 24, 2014

Hot Pants, Mullets and Spray Cheese

Warning: Spoilers Ahead!

Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the toilet and some guy runs in and strangles you to death?

That was the situation Rick found him in as a group of roadwarrior-wannabes wandered into the home he, Carl and Michonne had claimed and started spitting and acting like drunk frat boys.

Glenn is now about 3 hours further down the road than Maggie, and finds himself with Sgt. Abraham Ford, whats-her-name from the Gov's camp, a "scientist" that looks and acts more like Rainman with a mullet than a Rhodes Scholar, and some hispanic chick with a chip on her shoulder and the shortest shorts of the apocalypse (lucky for her she didn't run into the guys that Rick did).

So, now Glenn's on his way back to find Maggie (on foot after previously-mentioned scientist shot up their truck trying to stop the zombie children of the corn), Rick had to sneak his way out of the house Bond-style, Carl finds out a little more about Michonne's life before the apocalypse, and Michonne finds the creepiest suicide room seen since season one!

OH! And, somehow, backwoods genius, Eugene the scientist knows how the apocalypse happened and how to fix it (but it's classified of course)!

Here... I'll let them explain:

Aim high. Run fast.


Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The Returned

Here's an interesting spin on the zombie story line...

"The Returned" takes a look at what the zombie-infected world would be like if there were a treatment (not a cure, a treatment). What if your neighbor was infected, but taking a very expensive drug that kept the zombie tendencies at bay? Would you trust them? What if one of your loved ones were on the medication?

Naturally, in the film there is a movement of people that DON'T trust them and think they should be disposed of. One member is quoted as saying "These people are time bombs...They're a menace."

What side would you take?

Check it out:

Aim high. Run fast.


Monday, February 17, 2014

Super Glenn to the Rescue!!

Warning: Spoiler's Ahead!

Wow! So much in last night's episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead!"

Judith is alive (and cranky), Tyreese is on diaper patrol, Darryl has a case of the Mondays, Carol is back, Glenn became an action hero, Meeka might be the sweetest little girl ever, and Lizzie is a FREAKING PSYCHOPATH!!

Take all of that and throw in a bus full of zombies, and three new characters and you've got one AMAZING episode!

Here. They can explan it better than I can....

Aim high. Run fast.


Friday, February 14, 2014

Happy Bloody Valentine!

Happy "VD" everyone! I like saying it that way because it sounds like I'm congratulating you on getting gonorrhea or something.

We here at B'HQ are passing around G.I. Joe valentines with those little heart-shaped suckers taped to them, but don't think that we've forgotten about you!

Here's a couple of valentines to you from us... sure, we didn't create them, but we embedded them in this blog, and that's nearly half as good.


Aim high. Run fast. Happy Gonorrhea!


Thursday, February 13, 2014

"We're Looking for Beaver" "Aren't We All?"

The title to this blog is a direct quote from my new favorite movie....even though I haven't seen it yet!

I now present to you the trailer for the latest king of the horror/comedy genre.....ready?..... I give you, "ZOMBEAVERS" (and ya gotta love that tagline).


Aim high. Run fast.


Monday, February 10, 2014

Teenage Angst in the Zombie Apocalypse

After weeks of waiting and wondering what happened to our favorite band of survivors, AMC's "The Walking Dead" returned last night to RECORD SETTING NUMBERS of 15.8 MILLION viewers which, by the way, BEAT the freaking Olympics in the 18-49 demographic. Impressive, yes?

Unfortunately, I spent most of the episode pissed at Carl who, for whatever reason, started blaming his father for (basically) the entire zombie apocalypse.

BUT, I only spent 50% of the time cursing at the television. The rest of the time I was cheering on Michonne who couldn't decide if she wanted to be dark and brooding, or have some kind of relationship with people she cares about.

Hear about it from the horses mouths. Check it out:

Aim high. Run fast.


Friday, February 7, 2014

Zombies Back in New York!

I love how AMC promotes their hit program, "The Walking Dead." Sure, they do billboards and tv ads, but they take it one fantastic step further and scare the crap out of people that are just minding their own business.

Recently AMC's promotion department released the undead on the poor, unsuspecting citizens walking through Manhattan's Union Square!

Check it out:

And don't forget! Season four returns THIS SUNDAY, FEB. 9th!!!

Aim high. Run fast.