"Can You Spare a Square?"

We've all been there at one time or another...stuck on the throne with no paper in sight. What do you do? What can you use?

In a crisis, we can be very resourceful and willing to use nearly ANYthing in order to free ourselves from our porcelain prison...quite often resulting in "wiper's remorse" once the deed is done.

So, are there rules for that situation? Is there a list of things you definitely should NOT use??

The answer is YES.

Now, thanks to the Wipe Scientists at B'hold Designs, a list has been compiled of items that are strictly OFF LIMITS when it comes to finishing up "your business."

Among the items on the list are some surprises, like wiper blades (don't let the name fool you), a flame thrower, and the pant leg of the person in the stall next to you.

So, rush to THE SHOP and pick up the official list of UNACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTES FOR TOILET PAPER and know that the next time you have to choose between sandpaper or the cover of Newsweek magazine, you'll make the right decision.

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett