This Just In...

Hey everybody! ABC News finally figured out what you and I knew all along! Zombies are cool!!

Check out THIS LINK to see their report on zombies in general, as well as a look behind the scenes of the most amazing show on television today.... The Walking Dead!

So glad I watched that video! Otherwise, how would I have known??

Aim high. Run fast. No duh.

Brett

Happy Halloween!

It's finally here! The ONE day when it's completely cool and expected for you to dress like a axe-wielding psychopath, and receive free candy from your neighbors!

Of course, there's always the possibility of a zombie apocalypse (fingers crossed), and you never know when a real life Michael Myers will appear from the shadows, swipe a kitchen knife from your counter and go crazy on your baby-sitter, but overall it's a pretty cool time!

And hey! I have a great idea! In between canvasing neighborhoods, TP-ing your brothers house, or egging the car of your childhood english teacher, stop by the B'hold Designs STOREFRONT! Sure, we're an internet business, but we'll have loads of imaginary candy out all night long! Browse around the stockroom, check out the merchandise.... you just mind find the perfect "treat" for your little monster!

Happy Halloween!!

Aim high. Run fast. Be safe.

Brett

Big Favor From Cafepress!!

Ever heard of the online mega-store CAFEPRESS? It's the site thru which my STOREFRONT is hosted, and they are currently doing me a big favor! If you go to their home page, you'll see MY shirt design out front for their "Lock and Load" zombie promotion!! Cool huh?

Many thanks to them for doing so, as it has helped my sales greatly!

So, stop by and pick something up! Sure Halloween is nearly come and gone, but zombies don't follow a calendar. Besides, Christmas is right around the corner, and you just might find the perfect gift for that special weirdo in your life.

Aim high. Run fast. Buy stuff.

Brett

Almost Halloween!

Hey everyone!

What a great time of year! The leaves are blowing down the street... the skies are overcast... grinning jack-o-lanterns on every porch.. spooky isn't it? It just 'screams' (like that?) of scary movies.

Of course we all know the Halloween movie series. I love them. Not ALL of them... (can't stand H3) ... but the majority are pretty darned cool. Personally, I prefer old school to the Rob Zombie revamps, but his are pretty cool too. Very dark.

My recommendation for you tonight is to shut off all the lights, curl up on the couch and dive into a Halloween marathon! You might regret it, but not until bed time.

Brett

Sensational Sell-ebrities! ... pt. 8

It's been a while since I've done one of these, so let me refresh your memory as to what it's all about… The "Sensational Sell-ebrities" blog entries are dedicated specifically to the Hollywood elite who have NO idea I exist, but whose star power would reeeeeeeally help me sell some stuff. LAST TIME it was the main stars of AMC's The Walking Dead… and today features one particular character from that program.

I present to you, Mr. Norman Reedus!

Mr. Reedus plays "Darryl Dixon" on The Walking Dead….a character I didn't like very much in the beginning, but have now come to admire. While he has his quirks (if you can call bigotry a quirk), he has climbed the ladder of respect in terms of zombie defense and disposal.

With his crossbow and hunting/tracking skills, Darryl Dixon is someone you definitely want with you when facing the undead. His silent kills (because bullets attract the horde) are legendary and, quite frankly, ninja-like. His fearlessness and precision will be gushed over by zombie nerds for eons to come.

Now imagine Mr. Reedus at a comicon or some other event wearing the ULTIMATE CAMOUFLAGE from B'hold Designs! Talk about a crossbow bolt in the arm for sales!

SO…(Robert Stack voice)…if YOU happen to see Mr. Reedus at the crossbow range, or skinning raccoons along the river bank, tell him there's one more thing he could be doing to insure his survival in a post-apocalyptic world…then, while he's got you pinned against the wall with a bowie knife to your neck, simply direct him to my website, and know that angry, steely glare that makes you want to pee yourself is just his way of saying 'thanks.'

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

Thank Goodness for Computers

A lot of designers are very talented in traditional art as well as digital. I am not one of those people. Seriously, at best, I'd make a decent Pictionary partner. That's it.

Thank goodness for computers.

This is an image I created a while back that I've recently revamped and "spruced" a little. It was completely for fun, which means I got zero dollars for it. Unfortunately, MOST of the projects I love to work on make me bupkis, but that's ok. I still enjoy creating them.

A combination of two different renderings, this image was created using a cool 3D program called Bryce. I set up the ship and the waterscape, and then a separate one for space. Then, using Photoshop, I brought them both together and added a few extra touches.

Maybe I'll print it out and paste it to a canvas to make myself feel better.

Brett

When Worlds Collide

It's no secret to those who know me that I'm a big fan of NBC's The Office. Since the pilot episode I have followed the insane careers of the good (and slightly kooky) people of Dunder Mifflin.

I first collided their world with the undead a while back when I gave my idea of which of the cast I thought would survive a zombie apocalypse and for how long.

Now, it seems that Jim and Pam have fallen victim to the bite of the undead! I present to you "Office Zombies"

The quote on the image is an actual quote by office weirdo Dwight. See it HERE.

And remember - YOU TOO can be zombified, thanks to the scientific geniuses deep within the core of B'hold Designs! All the info can be found HERE.

Aim high. Run fast. That's what she said.

Brett

Oh!! One more thing! Halloween is coming! So be sure and check out my GIFT SHOP for all your zombie gear! With all kinds of sizes, styles and merchandise, I'm sure we have SOMEthing to spice up your holiday party! And with our "spend as much as you want" policy, you'll be welcomed with open arms.... decayed, but open.