Tuesday, January 6, 2015

New Year - Same Vigilance

Holy crap it's a new year.

Each January, people around the world make resolutions to "improve" their employment status, their education, or themselves. Unfortunately, in their quest for something new, they often disregard tried and true standards... standards that could keep them safe when granny comes shuffling home again.

One of those tried and true standards is none other than the B'hold Designs Ultimate Camouflage!

What makes it so "ultimate" you ask?

Consider regular camouflage. It helps you hide. Big deal... so you're hiding behind a bush and STILL can't make your way thru the undead to what's left of the 7-11 across the street.

BUT, with the patented messaging on the B'hold Designs ULTIMATE Camouflage, it doesn't matter if you're seen or not! Stroll across the street with confidence as zombie after zombie reads your shirt, shrugs and shuffles away, forced to search elsewhere to satisfy their brain lust. Finally, you have time to grab that Big Gulp... hell, grab TWO if you want.

By now, you no doubt have your credit card out and are screaming at your computer to tell you where you can secure your OWN piece of B'hold Designs. Well, I'll tell ya, big spender....


That's right. It's as simple as that. That magical link will take you directly to my storefront, where my army of trained monkeys will assist you with your purchase.

Know anyone else that you'd like to see survive the apocalypse? Don't be afraid to get them a shirt while you're at it... or an iPad case, or phone case, or a coffee mug, travel mug or a freakin' throw pillow (you heard me).

At B'hold Designs, your safety when the zombies come is our main concern, but we want money too, so click and buy stuff, because at B'hold Designs, we put the "AWESOME" in "Holy crap! That's AWESOME!"

Aim high. Run fast.


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