Are you tired of fighting the crowds at Christmas? Have you had enough of wrestling total strangers for the last pair of reindeer socks at three in the morning on Black Friday?
What if I told you there was a better way to get some ridiculous gear for that special weirdo in your life? What if I told you that better way included a visit to the greatest virtual storefront in the history of storefronts created by me?
*cue harp music, doves, and Lawrence Welk blowing bubbles
That's right my friends! Now you can find pj's, clocks, totes, shirts, baby clothes, toddler clothes, kids clothes, adult clothes, boxers, bikinis, drinkware and even dog dishes all in one easy to use (and lovely to view) storefront!
Our courteous and sleep-deprived staff of chimpanzees is ready, willing and able to assist you in every way a monkey possibly can, while our models show off the merchandise!
Don't just sit there! Sit there and surf to our shop! There are balloons for the kiddies, snacks, free booze, and elephant rides! (not really)
So, come on down to the B'hold Designs Ultimate Emporium of Awesomeness today, where we put the "awesome" in "holy crap that's awesome!"
Aim high. Run fast. Buy stuff.
Brett
B'hold Designs Store
B'hold Designs Website
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