Pass the Ketchup

It starts out innocently enough... you and your brand new sweetheart step into a restaurant, fast food joint, or a cruise through a drive-thru. You order french fries and ask your beloved if she'd like some as well.

Her response? "No thank you. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure?"

She smiles sweetly and replies "I'm sure."

Your food arrives and before you even have time to open your ketchup packet, she reaches over and steals one of your french fries. You look at her in disbelief. She smiles and your heart melts. And it happens again... and again.

You say, "I thought you didn't want any french fries."

Her reply? "I don't want a whole order to myself. I'll just have some of yours."

You stare back at her in disbelief. You ordered food that YOU wanted to eat. You gave her an option to have food that SHE could eat. Why didn't it work out that way??

With a half smile you say "ok" as she takes a few more.

The above scenario is one that happens every day all over the world, but it doesn't have to! Stand up with me, fellow husbands and boyfriends, and let your significant other (and everyone around you) know that it's not ok! Let them know they need to GET THEIR OWN DAMN FRENCH FRIES!

This design is available on shirts, phone skins and much more, so CLICK HERE to get your own and let the revolution begin!

Aim high. Run fast. Pass the ketchup.

Brett

Zombie Horde

B'hold Designs Store

Wrap Your Apple!

Every family has at least one.... that one person on their Christmas shopping list that either has everything, or wants nothing, or is just a freaking weirdo. They're impossible to shop for, aren't they?

I SAY THEE, NAY!!

Hop on over to the B'hold Designs Ultimate Emporium of Awesomeness and rejoice at the huge assortment of crazy crap that will put an end to your shopping woes!

What's that? You say you've already purchased all the tshirts I have three times over? In that case, would a fourth time kill ya? If so, you're in luck because we also have stuff for your iPADS.....

and iPHONES.......

That's right, boys and girls, now you can "wrap your apple" with the latest in creepy/gross/stupid designs money can buy!

So what are you waiting for? We're open 24/7 and we're on the internet so we don't care how you're dressed.... just 'click' on over and SPEND LOTS OF MONEY.... seriously.. I have bills and stuff.

Aim high. Run fast. Shop.

Brett

Zombie Horde

B'hold Designs Store

Zombies vs. Maggots??

You have to love the idea of a zombie apocalypse.

Besides the benefit of being able to sleep as late as you'd like (provided someone keeps watch), there's the sheer coolness of playing tag with the undead version of your uncle Leon! Only this time you could smack him with a tennis racket and he wouldn't care!

But would it last? Could zombies really take over the world?

The answer is yes...but not for long.

It turns out that the best ally we have in the war against the undead is nature itself. And nature's toughest hombre? The tiny maggot. Yep.

Check it out:



Aim high. Run fast. Who knew?

Brett

Zombie Horde

B'hold Designs Store

Lost, Found, and Lost Again...

Warning: Spoiler's Below

Last night was the mid-season finale of AMC's "The Walking Dead" and it hit the ground running... literally.

With officer baldy (his name escapes me, no pun intended) on the run, Rick wasn't far behind. Had this happened a couple of seasons ago, officer baldy might have been ok, but this is season 5 Rick and he doesn't take any crap and now he can add vehicular assault to his laundry list of post-apocalyptic necessary craziness.

But the big talk of the night is, of course, the loss of Beth who decided in the last second of the hostage trade to stand up to Dawn and stab her with a pair of scissors. Dawn retaliated with a bullet to Beth's head and then made the "oops" face just before a very pissed off Daryl paid her back at point blank range.

Let's hear it from the cast and crew themselves:

By the way.... MORGAN IS GETTING CLOSER! Did you see his face when he saw Rick's name on that map? February can't come fast enough!

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

Zombie Horde

B'hold Designs Store

Duuuude.......

Ever daydream about being the big hero? Something like, Jennifer Aniston's shower stops working and only you have the ability to fix the issue while bringing her a washcloth-sized towel? Ok, maybe that's just me.

How about a zombie day dream? Many times, while elbowing my way to the macaroni and cheese, I have imagined going "Ash" on the zombified patrons of my local retail giant all to the applause and loving sighs of Jennifer Aniston in a washcloth-sized towel.

Now you can tell the world how you would come through in a zombie apocalypse simply by wearing a t-shirt!

B'hold Designs presents, the "Dude" design.

It reads: "Dude! If the zombies came I'd be like "Whoa!" and you'd be all like "I know, right?!" and then I'd be all "Bang! Bang! Pow!" with my shotgun and they'd be all like "Holy crap! We're dead again!" That would be awesome"

Poetry ain't it?

So zip on over to my STORE where you can pick up this little number for yourself and expect the fist bumps, high fives and knowing smirks to come rolling in as everyone (with the patience to read t-shirts with long messages) will no doubt rest a little easier knowing you've got their back.

Aim high. Run fast. Dude.

Brett

Zombie Horde

B'hold Designs Store

New Zombie Artwork

Ok... I've been REALLY bad about keeping this blog updated lately. Normally, I would come up with some kind of ridiculous excuse as to why I've been so neglectful lately, but this time my ridiculous excuse is completely valid. The B'hold Designs headquarters had a nasty infestation of sasquatches that kept pooping in the break room and shedding hair all over the computer equipment, and it took weeks to set up and empty all the traps (ever try to set a sasquatch sized mouse trap? It's tricky.).

Anywho - I'm back, AND I've got some new zombie artwork in honor of one of the characters from my very favorite tv show, AMC's "The Walking Dead."

Say hello to zombified Carol!

Now, let me be clear. I really hope Carol doesn't die in tomorrow's mid-season finale. I just really wanted to zombify her.

As always you can see her, and the rest of my zombie horde by clicking HERE.

AND DON'T FORGET!!!! Christmas is coming and I have tons of ridiculous shirts and stuff that I would love to unload on sell to you wonderful people! 'Why worry about zombies at Christmas' you ask? Simple. Because grandma might get run over by a reindeer... and get back up.

So, run over to my STORE just as fast as your little mouse will click, and stock up on all the zombie gear your credit card can handle, fellow fans of the undead, because as I've always said..... you need stuff, and I need money.

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

Zombie Horde
B'hold Designs Store

Holy Crap!!

The title of this blog serves two meanings. (spoilers ahead!)

1. I overslept the last 6 months or so and just woke up about ten minutes before last nights season premiere of AMC's "The Walking Dead" (boy, did I have to pee!)

and, 2. What an amazing season premiere for season five!! 

Carol (aka Rambo) literally saved everyone's bacon, or more accurately, saved them from BECOMING bacon with her marksman/fireworks/pyromaniac skills she has developed since the dead took over the world!

Want more cool news? Tyreese, who was too broken up to even knife one single walker (seriously, he took baby Judith from Carol and asked her to do it), FINALLY got his mojo back when Judith was threatened by a jerk-hole from terminus. Ah.... it was nice to see Tyreese beating someone to death again.

Fighting, amazing kills, horrific deaths and the return of a fan favorite!! What a premiere!!

Now, I could go on and on with a recap OR you could watch this video that shows you everything you'd like to know, with explanations and theories from the stars themselves. Which do you prefer?

That's what I thought. Enjoy:

But what if you're out there saying "but Brett! I totally missed the premiere because my DVR pooped itself!"

Fear not! For the next THIRTY DAYS you can watch the premiere for FREE from our pals at AMC. Just CLICK HERE and hold on to your freaking hat!

Aim high. Run fast. I need to pee again.

Brett

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