I hate puns. Seriously. But this item I discovered online screamed out for one.
Introducing the most amazing bowling balls ever to be created! Unfortunately, these little gems aren't for sale, which really sucks because imagine the look on Rocco's face when you show up for league night pulling one of these bad boys out of your bag!
Check it out:
Aim high. Run fast. Aim for the 'head' pin..... geez I hate puns.