Friday, December 2, 2011

Come Hunker In Our Bunker!

Miles beneath the earth's crust, the headquarters of B'hold Designs is keeping watch over all parts of the globe for signs of a zombie uprising. The number of outbreaks that have been contained thanks to these tireless guardians is classified, but suffice to say it's a lot. It's a big world out there, crawling with a lot of funky diseases and man-made toxins. So far.... humans can sleep easy.

However! Should the day ever arise that the undead take over, there is a "zombie bunker" deep within the heart of B'HQ... a mighty stronghold the likes of which have never been seen before!

Now, for the first time, B'hold Designs is offering merchandise bearing the likeness of the bunker's marker, and possessing it will ensure your spot within the bunker itself when the end comes! Simply show up at the gates of B'hold Designs with said merchandise, and be whisked away to safety behind concrete and steel hundreds of feet thick.

Why spend panicked-filled hours on a crowded freeway surrounded by undead strangers and skin-stinging napalm? Come "hunker in our bunker" and enjoy the apocalypse!

CLICK HERE for the gear!!

Aim high. Run fast.


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