Several years ago we took our kids to the circus. It was smelly, overpriced and crowded, but somehow we had a good time. I don't remember much about that day, other than my sons feeding animals and begging for a $5 bag of cotton candy, but one image has stood out in my mind to this day. The clowns.
These clowns weren't particularly funny, but one of them performed a stunt that made me laugh the rest of the day and well into the next. He (or she... who can tell with the baggy clothes, wigs and makeup) bent over, and "tooted" while white powder shot out of his behind. A simple gag, yet hilarious and, obviously, memorable.
Wouldn't that be great if we could really do that... eat a handful of confetti and turn ourselves into human party favors? Well, thanks to this new item from your pals at B'hold Designs, you can at least let everyone know you're trying!
I figure life's kind of like a circus anyway, right? And if that's the case, I'd rather fart confetti than be fired out of a canon.
Click HERE for the gear.
Aim high. Run fast. Grab the vacuum!
Brett
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Friday, March 30, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Up to My Eyeballs...
With the exception of my opinions of the AMC show "The Walking Dead" and the occasional shirt promotion, I've been pretty bad about keeping this blog updated. Sorry about that. I'm looking forward to creating some new zombies, and free wallpaper to pass out, but for the moment I'm a little swamped.
Don't get me wrong. In this economy, too much work is a great problem to have, but between my day job, and my freelance work, I'm a little buried.
Having said that, I'd like to share a wonderful video I discovered some time back that is a hilariously accurate illustration of what it's like for a designer working with some clients... particularly committee based clients. Overall, I've been blessed with some great customers, but I have had a few clients like this.
Enjoy:
Aim high. Run fast. We need it yesterday.
Brett
B'hold Designs Store
B'hold Designs Website
Don't get me wrong. In this economy, too much work is a great problem to have, but between my day job, and my freelance work, I'm a little buried.
Having said that, I'd like to share a wonderful video I discovered some time back that is a hilariously accurate illustration of what it's like for a designer working with some clients... particularly committee based clients. Overall, I've been blessed with some great customers, but I have had a few clients like this.
Enjoy:
Aim high. Run fast. We need it yesterday.
Brett
B'hold Designs Store
B'hold Designs Website
Monday, March 26, 2012
Like to Chase Ghosts?
Ask yourself these questions:
1. Do you run headlong into the unknown, when everyone else is running AWAY from it?
2. Are you known for walking thru abandoned buildings and houses with a tape recorder?
3. When alone at night, do you take that cold shiver down your spine as a GOOD thing?
4. Ever find yourself in a dark cemetery asking "is there anyone here that would like to speak with us?"
5. Ever wonder WHY you do these things?
Because you're a Paranormal Junkie!
Now that you've admitted it to yourself, tell the whole world with this shirt from B'hold Designs! Click THIS LINK and discover that we have sizes and styles for not only men and women, but also for your little junior investigators-in-training (pants).
So, raise your EMF meter high proud Paranormal Junkie, with the emblem of your passion emblazoned across your chest, and let everyone know that when someone fearfully cries out "what was that??", you're responding with "let's go find out!"
Aim high. Run fast.
Monday, March 19, 2012
IT'S A BARN BURNER!!! (spoilers)
Say good night, John Boy!
Last night, Herschel's farm was abandoned as the survivors were completely overrun by a SEA of undead that had wandered their way in from the city!!
Before Rick can even get back in the house from killing his best-friend-turned-psycho Shane, the undead emerged from the woods as if to say "THERE you guys are!" Low on ammo and resources, and probably a little sleepy, the group was surprised, but quickly kicked into their walker disposing selves and began kicking butt!
Rick and Carl led a large group of walkers into the barn and promptly set it on fire! A risky move that paid off and basically took out 20 or so in that one shot. Jimmy pulled up in Dale's RV in time to rescue Rick and Carl, but wound up getting ripped to shreds by the horde.
And did you notice Herschel?? That guy was rooted in one spot blasting away with an intensity that I've never seen in him before. This guy went from believing the undead could be cured and wanting to keep them in his barn until such a fix could be found, to standing his ground ("This is my farm. I'll die here.") and steadily putting walker after walker after walker back into the grave. And for that, he gets the B'hold Designs MVP for the night.
During the chaos, everyone got split apart... Andrea by herself on foot; Herschel, Rick, and Carl; T-Dogg, Lori and Maggie's little sister (name escapes me); Glenn and Maggie; and Darryl and Carol (who I'm hoping will eventually hook up).
Somehow everyone thought to go back to the highway where it all started when little Sophia ran off into the woods, never to be seen again.
Rick owned up to killing Shane to his loving and supporting wife who told him she understood why he did it and loved him anyway... NOT! She completely pulled away from him as if he had done something that she WASN'T hoping he would do. And now the rest of the group is acting a little afraid of Rick... even Carol was bad-mouthing him to Darryl, who was the only one to stand up for him saying "Rick's always done right by me."
And where was Andrea? On foot...running ALL night from a group of walkers that wouldn't give up. In true Shane-like spirit, she used trees, rocks and her knife to continue kicking walker butt, until the last one looked to be her downfall. Oh, if only some mysterious character from the comics could step up and save her!
TA-DA! The long awaited appearance of MICHONNE...And a million girlish squeals rang out as comic fanboys around the nation high-fived each other and cheered in unison. Now, I have never read the Walking Dead comic series, but from my investigations online have discovered this Michonne character to be a butt-kicking favorite among super fans. You might be asking "what's the story with the walkers she keeps on a leash?" I have no idea. But I'm really hoping it's not some kind of supernatural element they're trying to introduce. I love this show for it's realistic portrayal of life in a zombie apocalypse, so I'm not sure what to think of Michonne yet. Most likely I'll think she's awesome, but I'm reserving my official opinion until next season.
And by the way! We FINALLY got the answer to the question we've been wondering about since the finale of season one! What did Jenner say to Rick at the CDC??? So now, we know that everyone is infected. Apparently it won't matter if you're bitten or not. You could live to a ripe old age, die of natural causes and you're STILL going to come back with a taste for gray matter. The survivors were pissed at Rick about holding this back, too. But really, I can understand it. He didn't know that Jenner was right and didn't want to panic everyone needlessly.
So as we sit back and wait for season three, we have to worry about Rick's relationship with the rest of the group (including his wife and son)... Andrea's survival... how Michonne fits into the world of the undead... and the prison complex just beyond the trees where I understand the group will hunker down for a while.
Only 7 months or so until the Season Three premiere, so use the potty and run to the convenience store to stock up on snacks....and it wouldn't hurt to hit the showers either.
Here's a look at the final episode and the actors take on their characters and what lies ahead...
Aim high. Run fast. You may breathe now.
Brett
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Friday, March 16, 2012
Talking Dead...
If you're a fan of "The Walking Dead" you're probably aware of an awesome program that comes on a couple hours after each new episode called "Talking Dead" where host Chris Hardwick gets to chat with various stars... some involved with "The Walking Dead," and some that are just fans of the show.
Here's a clip with him talking about this last episode with Zachary Levi, of NBC's "Chuck", and "The Walking Dead's" own Lauren Cohan (Maggie)!
Check it out:
Aim high. Run fast.
Brett
B'hold Designs Store
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Imagine the Tailgate Parties!
Are you, or someone you know, headed off to college this fall? Maybe you don't have the grades or the green for a whoop-ti-doo ivy league education, or maybe you just haven't found the academic institution that speaks to YOU.
Well, look no further than ZOMBIE TECH UNIVERSITY!!
At ZTU, our curriculum is designed specifically to prepare you for life. Classes like "Ammo 101", "Water Purification", and "Mega-Molotovs" give you the skills you need to survive when the zombies come.
Not really the survivor type?
That's ok! We also prepare you for life as an undead with popular topics like "Gray Matter Nutrition", "Duct Tape First Aid", and "My Foot Fell Off - Now What?".
Plus, ZTU has an amazing athletic program that will thrill and excite, AND, as the title of this blog suggests....the tailgate parties are "to die for."
So, schedule a visit to ZTU today and tour the campus (machete and helmet provided), or order THE GEAR and let the world see how our colors don't run....but YOU probably should.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Spoiler Etiquette...
Have you ever been tempted to talk about the latest episode of your favorite show with someone who has yet to watch it? Ever wonder exactly how much you can say withOUT ruining it for your friend? Well, the geniuses at Collegehumor.com have come up with a terrific 'public service announcement' style video giving you everything you need to know featuring various television stars!
Bonus... one of the stars is Sarah Wayne Callies, aka LORI GRIMES of AMC's "The Walking Dead."
Check it out!
Aim high. Run fast.
Brett
B'hold Designs Store
B'hold Designs Website
Bonus... one of the stars is Sarah Wayne Callies, aka LORI GRIMES of AMC's "The Walking Dead."
Check it out!
Aim high. Run fast.
Brett
B'hold Designs Store
B'hold Designs Website
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