Then maybe the Knight XV from Conquest Vehicles is the better choice for you! Being TWICE the size of the typical Hummer, this fully-armored truck might be able to hold you, your family, AND your uncle Leon.
It has opaque bullet-proof glass, ballistic run-flat tires, night-vision surveillance cameras and an external listening device with a high-powered, roof-mounted spotlight.
Need some style, too? How about the upholstered leather and Wilton Wool seating and flat-screen TV, refreshment bar, and satellite TV? It even has a cigar humidor so you can channel your inner George Peppard and talk about how you "love it when a plan comes together" while the undead squish under your massive tires.
The one thing it doesn't have is a toilet, which is unfortunate because it's price tag of $300,000 is enough to make you crap your pants.
Check it out:
Aim high. Run fast. Pass the TP.
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