Duuuude.......

Ever daydream about being the big hero? Something like, Jennifer Aniston's shower stops working and only you have the ability to fix the issue while bringing her a washcloth-sized towel? Ok, maybe that's just me.

How about a zombie day dream? Many times, while elbowing my way to the macaroni and cheese, I have imagined going "Ash" on the zombified patrons of my local retail giant all to the applause and loving sighs of Jennifer Aniston in a washcloth-sized towel.

Now you can tell the world how you would come through in a zombie apocalypse simply by wearing a t-shirt!

B'hold Designs presents, the "Dude" design.

It reads: "Dude! If the zombies came I'd be like "Whoa!" and you'd be all like "I know, right?!" and then I'd be all "Bang! Bang! Pow!" with my shotgun and they'd be all like "Holy crap! We're dead again!" That would be awesome"

Poetry ain't it?

So zip on over to my STORE where you can pick up this little number for yourself and expect the fist bumps, high fives and knowing smirks to come rolling in as everyone (with the patience to read t-shirts with long messages) will no doubt rest a little easier knowing you've got their back.

Aim high. Run fast. Dude.

Brett

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New Zombie Artwork

Ok... I've been REALLY bad about keeping this blog updated lately. Normally, I would come up with some kind of ridiculous excuse as to why I've been so neglectful lately, but this time my ridiculous excuse is completely valid. The B'hold Designs headquarters had a nasty infestation of sasquatches that kept pooping in the break room and shedding hair all over the computer equipment, and it took weeks to set up and empty all the traps (ever try to set a sasquatch sized mouse trap? It's tricky.).

Anywho - I'm back, AND I've got some new zombie artwork in honor of one of the characters from my very favorite tv show, AMC's "The Walking Dead."

Say hello to zombified Carol!

Now, let me be clear. I really hope Carol doesn't die in tomorrow's mid-season finale. I just really wanted to zombify her.

As always you can see her, and the rest of my zombie horde by clicking HERE.

AND DON'T FORGET!!!! Christmas is coming and I have tons of ridiculous shirts and stuff that I would love to unload on sell to you wonderful people! 'Why worry about zombies at Christmas' you ask? Simple. Because grandma might get run over by a reindeer... and get back up.

So, run over to my STORE just as fast as your little mouse will click, and stock up on all the zombie gear your credit card can handle, fellow fans of the undead, because as I've always said..... you need stuff, and I need money.

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

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Holy Crap!!

The title of this blog serves two meanings. (spoilers ahead!)

1. I overslept the last 6 months or so and just woke up about ten minutes before last nights season premiere of AMC's "The Walking Dead" (boy, did I have to pee!)

and, 2. What an amazing season premiere for season five!! 

Carol (aka Rambo) literally saved everyone's bacon, or more accurately, saved them from BECOMING bacon with her marksman/fireworks/pyromaniac skills she has developed since the dead took over the world!

Want more cool news? Tyreese, who was too broken up to even knife one single walker (seriously, he took baby Judith from Carol and asked her to do it), FINALLY got his mojo back when Judith was threatened by a jerk-hole from terminus. Ah.... it was nice to see Tyreese beating someone to death again.

Fighting, amazing kills, horrific deaths and the return of a fan favorite!! What a premiere!!

Now, I could go on and on with a recap OR you could watch this video that shows you everything you'd like to know, with explanations and theories from the stars themselves. Which do you prefer?

That's what I thought. Enjoy:

But what if you're out there saying "but Brett! I totally missed the premiere because my DVR pooped itself!"

Fear not! For the next THIRTY DAYS you can watch the premiere for FREE from our pals at AMC. Just CLICK HERE and hold on to your freaking hat!

Aim high. Run fast. I need to pee again.

Brett

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Follow the Tracks

Warning Spoiler's Ahead:

After opening with a cool look back at Bob's life up until being discovered by Daryl, last night's episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" continued with the ongoing quest for "sanctuary" at the mysterious town of Terminus, and hope of reconnecting with lost friends and loved ones.

Bob, Sasha, and Maggie deal with the fear of loneliness and the unknown, while Daryl and Beth come this close to making out... at least that's how it looked to me..... but before it could happen, she gets kidnapped?!? What the.....?!?

Maybe those involved can shed some light on the situation for us:

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

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Therapy of the Dead

Warning: Spoilers ahead!

Wow. How would I describe last night's episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead"? Emotional. Traumatic. Exciting..... and healing.

Poor Daryl... blaming himself for the Governor splitting everyone up and killing Herschel, and still carrying baggage from his redneck days.

Poor Beth... begging for emotional contact, missing her family and, frankly, getting very tired of Daryl's brooding crap.

Put them together and what do you get? Three years of therapy in one episode (and the added bonus of seeing sweet little Beth "flipping the bird")!

Check it out:

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

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Doc of the Dead

Zombies are awesome. We all know it. We watch the movies, the tv show, go to zombie walks, zombie pub crawls.... we can even study them in university classrooms.

They've been around a long time, yet they've only grown to incredible popularity in the last few years. Why do you think that is?

Premiering at SXSW on March 10, and then to screens on Epix March 15 is DOC OF THE DEAD, a documentary tracking the rise of the zombie phenomenon with contributions from "Shaun of the Dead" actor-writer Simon Pegg, "Walking Dead" makeup guru Greg Nicotero, George A. Romero, and Bruce Campbell, who discusses officiating at a zombie wedding!

Check out the trailer:



And don't forget!! You can find some twisted zombie stuff at the B'hold Designs Storefront, where the customer is king..... of the dead!

Aim high. Run fast. Zombies rule.

Brett

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Hot Pants, Mullets and Spray Cheese

Warning: Spoilers Ahead!

Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the toilet and some guy runs in and strangles you to death?

That was the situation Rick found him in as a group of roadwarrior-wannabes wandered into the home he, Carl and Michonne had claimed and started spitting and acting like drunk frat boys.

Glenn is now about 3 hours further down the road than Maggie, and finds himself with Sgt. Abraham Ford, whats-her-name from the Gov's camp, a "scientist" that looks and acts more like Rainman with a mullet than a Rhodes Scholar, and some hispanic chick with a chip on her shoulder and the shortest shorts of the apocalypse (lucky for her she didn't run into the guys that Rick did).

So, now Glenn's on his way back to find Maggie (on foot after previously-mentioned scientist shot up their truck trying to stop the zombie children of the corn), Rick had to sneak his way out of the house Bond-style, Carl finds out a little more about Michonne's life before the apocalypse, and Michonne finds the creepiest suicide room seen since season one!

OH! And, somehow, backwoods genius, Eugene the scientist knows how the apocalypse happened and how to fix it (but it's classified of course)!

Here... I'll let them explain:

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

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