Holy Crap!!

The title of this blog serves two meanings. (spoilers ahead!)

1. I overslept the last 6 months or so and just woke up about ten minutes before last nights season premiere of AMC's "The Walking Dead" (boy, did I have to pee!)

and, 2. What an amazing season premiere for season five!! 

Carol (aka Rambo) literally saved everyone's bacon, or more accurately, saved them from BECOMING bacon with her marksman/fireworks/pyromaniac skills she has developed since the dead took over the world!

Want more cool news? Tyreese, who was too broken up to even knife one single walker (seriously, he took baby Judith from Carol and asked her to do it), FINALLY got his mojo back when Judith was threatened by a jerk-hole from terminus. Ah.... it was nice to see Tyreese beating someone to death again.

Fighting, amazing kills, horrific deaths and the return of a fan favorite!! What a premiere!!

Now, I could go on and on with a recap OR you could watch this video that shows you everything you'd like to know, with explanations and theories from the stars themselves. Which do you prefer?

That's what I thought. Enjoy:

But what if you're out there saying "but Brett! I totally missed the premiere because my DVR pooped itself!"

Fear not! For the next THIRTY DAYS you can watch the premiere for FREE from our pals at AMC. Just CLICK HERE and hold on to your freaking hat!

Aim high. Run fast. I need to pee again.

Brett

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Follow the Tracks

Warning Spoiler's Ahead:

After opening with a cool look back at Bob's life up until being discovered by Daryl, last night's episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" continued with the ongoing quest for "sanctuary" at the mysterious town of Terminus, and hope of reconnecting with lost friends and loved ones.

Bob, Sasha, and Maggie deal with the fear of loneliness and the unknown, while Daryl and Beth come this close to making out... at least that's how it looked to me..... but before it could happen, she gets kidnapped?!? What the.....?!?

Maybe those involved can shed some light on the situation for us:

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

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Therapy of the Dead

Warning: Spoilers ahead!

Wow. How would I describe last night's episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead"? Emotional. Traumatic. Exciting..... and healing.

Poor Daryl... blaming himself for the Governor splitting everyone up and killing Herschel, and still carrying baggage from his redneck days.

Poor Beth... begging for emotional contact, missing her family and, frankly, getting very tired of Daryl's brooding crap.

Put them together and what do you get? Three years of therapy in one episode (and the added bonus of seeing sweet little Beth "flipping the bird")!

Check it out:

Aim high. Run fast.

Brett

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Doc of the Dead

Zombies are awesome. We all know it. We watch the movies, the tv show, go to zombie walks, zombie pub crawls.... we can even study them in university classrooms.

They've been around a long time, yet they've only grown to incredible popularity in the last few years. Why do you think that is?

Premiering at SXSW on March 10, and then to screens on Epix March 15 is DOC OF THE DEAD, a documentary tracking the rise of the zombie phenomenon with contributions from "Shaun of the Dead" actor-writer Simon Pegg, "Walking Dead" makeup guru Greg Nicotero, George A. Romero, and Bruce Campbell, who discusses officiating at a zombie wedding!

Check out the trailer:



And don't forget!! You can find some twisted zombie stuff at the B'hold Designs Storefront, where the customer is king..... of the dead!

Aim high. Run fast. Zombies rule.

Brett

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Hot Pants, Mullets and Spray Cheese

Warning: Spoilers Ahead!

Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the toilet and some guy runs in and strangles you to death?

That was the situation Rick found him in as a group of roadwarrior-wannabes wandered into the home he, Carl and Michonne had claimed and started spitting and acting like drunk frat boys.

Glenn is now about 3 hours further down the road than Maggie, and finds himself with Sgt. Abraham Ford, whats-her-name from the Gov's camp, a "scientist" that looks and acts more like Rainman with a mullet than a Rhodes Scholar, and some hispanic chick with a chip on her shoulder and the shortest shorts of the apocalypse (lucky for her she didn't run into the guys that Rick did).

So, now Glenn's on his way back to find Maggie (on foot after previously-mentioned scientist shot up their truck trying to stop the zombie children of the corn), Rick had to sneak his way out of the house Bond-style, Carl finds out a little more about Michonne's life before the apocalypse, and Michonne finds the creepiest suicide room seen since season one!

OH! And, somehow, backwoods genius, Eugene the scientist knows how the apocalypse happened and how to fix it (but it's classified of course)!

Here... I'll let them explain:

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Brett

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The Returned

Here's an interesting spin on the zombie story line...

"The Returned" takes a look at what the zombie-infected world would be like if there were a treatment (not a cure, a treatment). What if your neighbor was infected, but taking a very expensive drug that kept the zombie tendencies at bay? Would you trust them? What if one of your loved ones were on the medication?

Naturally, in the film there is a movement of people that DON'T trust them and think they should be disposed of. One member is quoted as saying "These people are time bombs...They're a menace."

What side would you take?

Check it out:

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Brett

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Super Glenn to the Rescue!!

Warning: Spoiler's Ahead!

Wow! So much in last night's episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead!"

Judith is alive (and cranky), Tyreese is on diaper patrol, Darryl has a case of the Mondays, Carol is back, Glenn became an action hero, Meeka might be the sweetest little girl ever, and Lizzie is a FREAKING PSYCHOPATH!!

Take all of that and throw in a bus full of zombies, and three new characters and you've got one AMAZING episode!

Here. They can explan it better than I can....

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Brett

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